The Football Wager

The bet was: If your team lost you would blow me. In your team’s locker-room. In front of your entire team. When you lost, you begged and begged to let it go, and I admit, you were pretty damned drunk when you made the bet. So I let you off of the locker-room part, but I told you I was gonna have your ass too and you reluctantly agreed. I may have forgotten to mention that I videoed the whole thing. I just sent a copy to your entire team. And your girlfriend. And the captain of the team you play next week, with instructions to share. Try not to bet when you are so drunk.