Little Timmy Teblow

It's sp tough being a has-been by the time you're thirty, but poor Timmy never lived up to all those great expectations. The boy is still a virgin and h e says it's because of his Christian values, but he's really ashamed of the little boy dick of his. He knows any girl will laugh when she sees it and, while he feels attractions to big, masculine men, he knows he'd be laughed out of bed when they see his tiny weiner, just like he was back in the high school and college locker rooms. Poor timmy. Maybe he can find work as a toothpick.