Poor Jim got traded to a new team and the owners have asked for a meeting. When he arrived, his manager and his wife were asked to leave immediately and he was left with the team owner and the team manager. They informed him he would be thoroughly inspected for fitness for the team and if he objected to any part of the inspection, he would be released immediately from the team. This poor boy has led a sheltered life and has never had another man put a hand anywhere near his privates and certainly no man has ever looked at or touched his manhole. I guess maybe he better get used to this or go back to working in the tire factory.